alright, I’m a little confused here.

over 40 panels with Jack, and as soon as someone else, “oh mister sexy english jake english” pops up in 1  panel, he gets more update posts than any of those 40?

i’m sorry, but what? I may sound a little indignant, but i guess it’s because I prefer the carapacians/Jack Noir to Jake English.

In other, actually upd8 related news, woah, finally getting an explanation on Vriska’s powers! If indeed they are the same.  That may be why she found kissing Tavros unsatisfactory, because she could sense that he wasn’t as into it as she was.

omg you cant just ask me how i feel about eggplants, you are so insensitive, omg, what if eggplants killed my family how do you feel about yourself now.

Eh, eggplants are cool I guess, not my favorite food but still delicious :)

enzymer:

i love my dorfins

homefucked:

lonelybread replied to your post: Lil Cal, Equius, Eridan.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME HOW YOU PREFER MARRYING LITTLE CAL TO MARRYING EQUIUS

FUCK I DIDN’T KNWO YOU WOULD SEE THAT

DFNDVJKNDFNJKDFXJNK

HOW COULD YOU

YOU BETRAYED MY TREST

TRUST*

THE ONLY THING YOU GOT RIGHT THERE WAS FUCKING ERIDAN.

look at it logically, Equius would probably just leave you alone unless YOU started something.

D—> He would be afraid of hurting you with his STRENGTH

lonelybread:

baileylaughingalonewithkanequius:

lonelybread answered your question: Guys guys I’m writing a thing It’s KanEq smut …

She is elegant and regal, and that catches his attention, trapped on the meteor with nothing to do he feels its time to get to know her.

Oh gosh…

I don’t know how many there are honestly, I just guessed. Seems about right I think.  And yesssssssssss. no amount of yess can compare to the thought of an actual fic of the two.

baileylaughingalonewithkanequius:

lonelybread answered your question: Guys guys I’m writing a thing It’s KanEq smut …

She is elegant and regal, and that catches his attention, trapped on the meteor with nothing to do he feels its time to get to know her.

Oh gosh wow that’s really good

Okay doing it

Oh wow really! Oh gosh I cannot wait to read it, see, I ship kaneq and there’s like, twenty of us that do so, you’re writing a fic and oh gosh that makes me happy! :D

pantsareunwelcome:

This gif of how a zipper works is oddly calming.

You are now relaxed. You will have a great day.

This zipper gif’s got you covered.

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

Jesus everloving faucka

that is satan

SATAN

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